Refrigerator Productions Now Open For Business

Ignore that other crap down there. Pay attention to me: Refrigerator Productions is now off the ground and on its feet. That's my new Unity Asset Store Publisher Account. You know it. I'll post a link to my Publisher Page as soon as it's up, and a link to my first product as soon as it's out.

The Keyblogger

Keyloggers and stuff. Yeah. They bad. People use 'em to get a log of your keystrokes. and stuff. They could be an actual device or a program. You usually cant see it. That's sort of the point. A certain key combination may make the program visible. Lots of free ones. Watch out for unknown processes kids. Keylogger.exe is not your friend. Obvious keylogger is obvious.

HOW DARE YOU FOOOOLLLSSSS!!!!!

I SENTENCE THOU TO THE FREEZER! People be using websites to download music fo' frizzle offa YouTube! THOSE MUSICIANS CHILDREN ARE STARVING! PEOPLE WORKED HOURS TO MAKE THAT MUSIC. Then you FRUITCAKES come and STEAL their WORK because you are LAZY. THAT'S RIGHT. NOT BECAUSE YOU DON'T HAVE THE  MONEY. BECAUSE YOU'RE LAZY. It's disgusting. As a refrigerator with fine tastes, I used to pirate music, tv shows, comics, video games, etc. BUT THEN I GREW UP AND REALIZED IT WAS WRONG STUPID FACES. STOP PIRATING. THIS IS CAPITALISM, NOT COMMUNISM. STUFF AIN'T FREE. PAY FOR IT.

Or I'll eat you.

The pastry is a deceit.

security

Rat in the Fridge

I think that my owner found out about my unauthorized browser access and retaliated by using HTTP RAT on me. He has access to all of my user info, processes and services, and he can even browse and execute my files. I don't really see the point though. Why would he want to execute programs like cabbage.exe? Oh no. He's deleting my spellcheck. I may be losing my ability to type correctly. THiS coULd be My laST EnTRy....

Houston, Slothstronaut has landed.

While someone was fetching some Chinese takeout leftovers from inside of me today, I overheard them telling somebody that they could hijack search queries over internet explorer, so I decided to try it out using my ethernet cable. Why would a refrigerator need to be plugged into ethernet you ask? Mind your own bloody business! I was able to replace every search query that my owner made on his computer with something to do with the slothstronaut. You know. This guy: 

Look at him. The furry awesomeness.